What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:05

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.